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January 27, 2026 Uncategorized

Why the Smart Girl Aesthetic Actually Works (And How to Do It Without Looking Like You’re Cosplaying)

Okay so there’s this thing happening right now where everyone’s trying to look like they have a PhD in art history and honestly? I’m kind of here for it. Not…

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January 20, 2026 Uncategorized

I Spent a Week Trying TikTok’s “Gym Lips” Trend and Suddenly Everyone Wanted to Talk to Me

I’ve always been proud of my zero-makeup gym policy. It started back in college when my roommate would spend twenty minutes applying a full face before our 6 AM Pilates…

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January 18, 2026 British Fashion

When My 72-Year-Old Aunt and 19-Year-Old Cousin Reached for the Same Sweater: What Fashion Generations Actually Share

So there I was last Christmas, nursing a slightly-too-strong eggnog and watching what might’ve been the most fascinating fashion moment of the year unfold in my parents’ living room. My…

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January 9, 2026 Uncategorized

I’ve Been Shopping for Clothes at Home Stores (And You Should Too)

Okay, so I need to tell you about possibly the most embarrassing fashion moment I’ve had in recent memory, and trust me, there have been several contenders. I’m at this…

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December 19, 2025 Uncategorized

I Spent a Week Dressing for Imaginary Adventures While Going to My Soul-Crushing Office Job

You know that moment when you realize you’ve become the human equivalent of beige wallpaper? That hit me on a Tuesday morning at 7:28 AM, standing in my underwear staring…

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December 16, 2025 Uncategorized

Why I Started Wearing Ridiculous Clothes to Cure My Monday Dread (And Why It Actually Works)

Okay, confession time – I’m basically useless on Monday mornings. Like, genuinely terrible human being levels of useless. The weekend high crashes into reality so hard I literally stand in…

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November 15, 2025 British Fashion

British Brands That Made Me Actually Care About Where My Clothes Come From

Last Tuesday I was standing in a Zara changing room staring at myself in a polyester dress that cost $29.99, wondering why I felt so gross about the whole situation.…

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November 14, 2025 British Fashion

I Learned the Hard Way: How to Dress for British Summer Weddings When the Weather Goes Mental

Last July I found myself standing in what was supposed to be a charming Cotswolds churchyard, watching the sky turn that particular shade of grey that means you’re about to…

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October 25, 2025 British Fashion

I Spent My Saturdays Mall-Hopping Across Britain and Discovered Each City Has Its Own Secret Fashion Code

Last weekend I found myself stress-eating a Wetzel’s Pretzel in the middle of Westfield while having what can only be described as a fashion crisis. Not about my own outfit…

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October 11, 2025 Uncategorized

This £35 Nobody’s Child Dress Keeps Getting Mistaken for Reformation (And I’m Not Mad About It)

So I have this dress that’s basically become my accidental conversation starter, and honestly, I’m still processing how a random £35 purchase from M&S has turned into the most complimented…

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October 4, 2025 British Fashion

I Finally Get Why Everyone’s Losing Their Minds Over This $45 Cardigan

So my mom calls me last Tuesday – which, let me just say, Tuesday calls are never good news in my family. Sunday calls are the scheduled check-ins, Wednesday calls…

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September 28, 2025 Uncategorized

Why My Portland Style Screams “Tourist” the Second I Leave the City

The first time I went back to Eugene after living in Portland for three years, my mom took one look at me getting off the train and said, “Well, you…

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