You know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business and then your brain decides to ruin your entire month? Yeah, that’s basically what happened to me at Murphy’s Pub…
“Jeans and a nice top.” I’ve probably texted those exact words about three hundred times in my life, usually in response to someone asking what I’m wearing to whatever we’re…
Look, I’ve been around fashion long enough to know that anything promising to be “life-changing” probably isn’t. Remember those jeans that were supposed to make your butt look like a…
Look, I need to start by saying that thrift shopping is mostly just an exercise in disappointment with occasional moments of pure euphoria thrown in to keep you hooked. It’s…
Look, I can trace the exact moment I lost all credibility as a rational human being. It was sometime around 9 AM on a Tuesday when I stood in my…
So this whole mess started because I can’t make basic decisions about what to wear. I’m standing in my closet every morning like I’m solving some kind of mathematical equation,…
I was sprawled on my couch last Tuesday night, probably three glasses deep into a bottle of sauvignon blanc I’d opened “just for one glass with dinner,” half-watching some red…
I was having one of those complete wardrobe meltdowns in a Zara fitting room about six months ago – you know the kind where you’ve grabbed half the store because…
Look, I’m gonna be honest here – I’ve been buying into some pretty lazy stereotypes about how women over 50 dress, and it’s been bugging me for months. You know…
So I’m wandering around Whitstable last weekend – you know how it is, you say you’re going for the oysters but really you end up doing that thing where you…
I was standing in the Zara dressing room last Tuesday, trying on what I thought might be the perfect white button-down, when I caught sight of myself in that brutal…
So this happened to me again last Tuesday. I’m standing in line at Blue Bottle (I know, I know, but their coffee actually doesn’t suck), wearing what I thought was…